Just when you thought Twilight was all the ladies needed to get their fill of pre-teen vampire lust, along comes the next in what promises to be an excruciatingly long line of films showcasing pale, unemotional vampire’s to the fairer sex.

That’s right, The Vampire’s Assisstant, a book that I know nothing about, which is being adapted into a movie that I only know a scant bit more information, is being made into a movie. Judging by the one sheet it is being released on October 23rd, who knew? Evidently the film (and possibly the book though I will be sure not to double check) is about a boy who meets a vampire and decides he wants to be one himself. A circus is somehow involved as well, though I don’t care enough to research why.

I do know this, the fuzzy camera phone picture I took of the one sheet (somehow still not leaked to the movie blog masses) should be just enough to get Marina at Row Three squirming in that particular way that makes everyone around her uncomfortable. You’re welcome Marina and my apolagies to everyone else.