You know what this site needs more of? Zombie films! Now sure, I can understand if you might not agree with me right now. But give me a second to explain just what kind of zombies I am talking about here. These aren’t your standard living undead that bite you and turn you into even more living undead, but rather these are living undead that drank a wine soaked in a pesticide that causes their bodies to have popping pustules and an unquenchable thirst for murder! Oh yeah, these zombies talk too! That’s because next week I’ll be reviewing The Grapes of Death (Les Raisins de la mort).

Please be advised that the trailer is not only NSFW, but absurdly awful.