Coinciding with the DVD release of Living Arrangements (read my review), Astrix Home Video has released a step-by-step series of videos to help you in preventing werewolves from invading your home. It is safe to say that these videos are freaking fantastic, and I can’t oversell them enough. I’m embedding the first one but be sure to head over and check out all of them. You won’t regret it.
Seems Jonathan over at Row Three decided to post the video of Patrick and Duffy and The Crab contemplating a threesome. But what you might not know, is there are three other fantastic clips circling the interwebs and I am going to post them all here for your viewing enjoyment.
I’m a big fan of both the Film Junk website and their outstanding podcast, and I am quite happy to announce that one of their contributors, Jay Cheel, has finally posted his short film Colore Non Vedenti online for all to watch. Jay is heavily influenced by John Carpenter and Italian giallo’s, so if you like either you should find plenty to like from this outstanding short horror film. That Jay can turn a simple Jell-O mold into something truly menacing is one heck of a feat.
Be sure to check out the film’s website as well, as it has multiple commentary tracks with some of the various contributors to the film and there are several video diaries as well. This first video diary is particularly great, as Jay and Roman unwittingly stumble upon the Blair Witch while trying to do a lighting test at a remote location. If only I was kidding.
Be sure to check out the film, as you won’t be disappointed.
The Theaters at the Mall of America recently announced they are installing a select group of chairs that move in accordance to what is happening onscreen. For a mere $7 additional dollars you can roll, pitch, heave and intelligently vibrate (I swear that is what the website claims) all while enjoying an already overpriced movie. These new chairs will go live starting on May 21st, and my guess is that next weekend you’ll be able to enjoy all the kinetic action of the latest Terminator movie in every crevice of your bowels.
Now sure, the concept seems like a pointless stunt that won’t draw at all, but I am proud to announce that I will attempt to reconoiter one of these limited seats to suffer through the effects so you don’t have to! Thankfully, James has agreed to join me on this important mission, and if all goes well we’ll puke within the first 30 minutes so we can still get our money back. Sure the idea may be stupid, but we’re going to do it anyway.
And just for you I’ve included a short video clip so you’ll know just how stupid we’ll look!
Anyone else willing to bet money that the D in D-Box stands for douche?
In what looks like it will be one of the most insane documentaries of the year, The Cove follows a group of activists who infiltrate a secret Japanese manufacturing plant to video tape the “horrors” that occur during Japan’s annual harvest of dolphins and whales from drive fishing. The results look to be both utterly fascinating and disturbing.