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You know what this site needs? More Satanist movies to review. Perhaps one about a group of Satanists who can kill their enemies with the weather. Starring Ernest Borgnine as a Man-Ram. Or William Shatner as the overacting son of Ida Lupino. Or Tom Skerritt as a Hollywood hotshot who is too strung out to properly act. Maybe even toss in a cameo by a pre-Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta. Yeah, this sounds perfect. This sounds like The Devil’s Rain.

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6 Responses to “Tune in next week for:”
  1. Evan Derrick says:

    Dude, where do you find these films? Seriously. Is the the bargain bin at Walmart? Or do you just hunt through IMDB mixing keywords like “Satanist” and “William Shatner” and hoping to get a hit? :)

  2. Matt Gamble says:

    I have a super secret weapon. I just might reveal it someday. :)

  3. Scott says:

    Just read today that Borgnine loved to frequent brothels. Gross… He said he missed Navy life because of all the hooker houses he would come across. Gross…

  4. Rummaging through the Old Maids (8/15/08) | Where the Long Tail Ends says:

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  5. Jaya says:

    I don’t know how I’ve missed this one…
    looks like ‘must see’ movie viewing to me!

  6. wngl says:

    All that’s missing is a cameo by Jan Michael Vincent when he was a teenager.

    Love your site!

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