Anna reads Jezebel. I’m not quite sure why, and any time I inquire I’m met with obtuse and what I assume is profane language about her lady bits and my inability to understand them or the deep relationship between them and certain forms of journalism. Yuck, typing that just sounds perverse. But today Anna introduced me to something utterly astounding, and it is all thanks to this Jezebel article.
For those to lazy to click the link, it about a woman named Amy Wolfe that is an objectum sexual (a person who falls in love with objects) and she is one of the subjects in the documentary film Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower, which focuses on this rather strange sect of fetishists.
I’d say more, but I’ll let these clips (here and here) of Amy covering her self in axel grease and then giving a gondola what appears to be some sort of oral … uhhh … I don’t even know. I didn’t even want to know, but since now I do you have to suffer through this with me.
And if you want to see more, you can actually watch the documentary online here.